January 2012
72 posts
“Everyone has a plan ‘till they get punched in the mouth. -Mike Tyson”
– (via slowplacebo)
“Yeah but listen to how many tracks of whirring noise and bloopy bloops I put in...”
– Thom Yorke (via happyjosh)
Let’s hear it for the bloops and clickity-beep boops. Now how about some fucking guitars?
Sad
ryanpurtill:
It’s a hard fact to face, but we live in a very trying and depressing time. Just the other day I saw a poster that said “Muscular Dystrophy, Race for the Cure: June 2nd”, and it made me really sad.
If I had the cure, I would just give it to them. Making them race for it seems really cruel and unfair. How far can a kid run with muscular dystrophy anyway?
What kind of monster...
Are you a fan of Matt Romney or The Grinch?
barelysarcasm:
These are the important political questions of the time.
The one who can’t keep his dick in his pants. Although it’s hard to tell because I think they both qualify. Romney has like 20 kids or something and the Grinch has been married 3 times and likes gang bangs.
The Quotable Ryan Adams →
Ryan’s banter with an audience at a recent show:
After playing the classic “Rescue Blues,” prior to performing the newer “Invisible Riverside”: “I’m going to change the theme for the night from existential pain to confusion. [pause] Just to see what that does.”
After the somber “Two”: “They’re just getting slower and slower, it’s like my music is dying.”
As he shuffled through a...
Justin Townes Earle - “Nothing’s Gonna...
Leonard Cohen - "Old Ideas" →
Stream the new album at NPR
The Way I Feel - Jonathan Wilson
Trader Joes doesn’t sell grits? Really?
I like it here
even though I’m surrounded
only by rivers
like the Ohio
and Monongahela
not the vast lakes
expanses
to which my eyes are used
Huron
Michigan
Superior
even St.Clair
where I watched a Beetle sink
through thin ice
I don’t miss idiots
who think they can drive
their lightweight German car
on frozen water
in early January
I don’t know the plains
or...
I have to get up in two hours. I hope I’m dreaming this.
It’s 5:30 am eastern time and I just ate reheated Chicago style deep dish pizza. I’m good, despite fact I drank a boat load of bourbon last night. Just don’t ask me to drive you anywhere.
“It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety.”
– Isaac Asimov (via francine)
A hand in the bush…
I want a girl that owns more guns than me. But I’ll still out shoot her any day of the week. I’m a crazy good shot. A guy can dream, can’t he?
And T? Hot! All day long.
The only thing I like more than bourbon is a woman with a gun. And bourbon.
Green Bay = sluts/pussies
Kinda like Wisconsin’s pathetic Republican governor.
That whole state is corrupt.
I’ve watched a bunch of football, but Green Bay is clearly throwing this game. Fuck Wisconsin. Fuckers.
Crashingly Beautiful: where is the universe? →
crashinglybeautiful:
“A Buddhist scholar named Nogaguna, who lived about A.D. 200, invented a whole dialectic and founded a school where the “leader” of the students would simply destroy all of their ideas - absolutely abolish their philosophic notions. And they would get the heebie-jeebies and see that the leader did…
Alan Watts rules
God is a ghost. A big huge fucking ghost.
The Ultimate Codification of Order
Everyone who has been forced to read the bible in a certain way should do themselves a favor and read this blog:
There it stands, and because it’s in the Bible, there it will go on standing: our civilization’s first white-collar crime. Its placement halfway through Genesis seems no accident, as it speaks to the book’s core concern, its ruling idea. No, not sin. Not obedience....
The No Shit Bible
Author and screenwriter Walter Kirn has been reading and interpreting the Bible. Beginning at the beginning, he has illuminated this ancient transcript and interpreted it in a critical but sober fashion. His latest correspondence on the subject is extremely enlightening and poetic and worth everyone’s time and effort:
A Bird’s Eye View of God — Bible Study, Night Eight
Halfway...
So-called “rock n rollers”, Quit being pussies for once in your lived and watch some football. Pussies!
At some point today...
partywok:
Somebody saw fit to unfollow me.
Cause you force your fucked up sad Midwestern tastes (or lack thereof) on sophisticated people who know better? And then say fuck you if you don’t like it? Defensive much? That might be it. Yeah. That’s it!
Tumblr is all hats and no cattle. And so are you.
barelysarcasm:
partywok:
thenewhotness:
Jet...
Only those that may lick their own balls like Jet. Or the Jets. Ha! Same difference.
The Jets? I thought you were talking about the football team. The band Jet? Yeah, they suck and they’re pussies too. The biggest pussies.
God (Brady) doesn’t want Tebow to win. He won’t. Focus on the Family adverts are promoting Jet for some reason. Focus on the Family are for pussies. Just because they like Jet and hate football. Pussies go to heaven.
You listen to crap, you’re bound to play crap. You are bound to be crap. No one will give a fuck because no one will ever buy your crap music. Pussies! Ask yourself… Why does no one like my crap music? Duh. Crap is as crap does.
francine:
no, I’d shut the computer down and fuck his brains out
Do it
Twist Street: thewayoftheworld: Night of the Comet... →
thewayoftheworld:
Night of the Comet (1984): No. Sorry. Not letting you get away with this pissy (pussy) dismissive crtique so easily. The movie is not background noise and shouldn’t be criticised in that manner. Night of the Comet rocked. It had hot soap opera…
You’ve convinced me to watch Night of The Comet again soon. I suspect I may be embarrassed. Maybe I shouldn’t watch...
