- Someone on Tumblr just called me “the Guy Fieri of bloggers.” I didn’t know syphillitic dickholes could type on keyboards.
We type with our dickholes (as opposed to our assholes). We’re very talented!
And I also called you the Insane Clown Posse of bloggers as well just for good measure. Come on, that’s the most intelligent insult your thin skin received all year.