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inothernews:

Someone on Tumblr just called me “the Guy Fieri of bloggers.” I didn’t know syphillitic dickholes could type on keyboards.

We type with our dickholes (as opposed to our assholes). We’re very talented!

And I also called you the Insane Clown Posse of bloggers as well just for good measure. Come on, that’s the most intelligent insult your thin skin received all year.

Paranoia is knowing all the facts

“

—	Woody Allen

I am
a series of
small victories
and large defeats
and I am as
amazed
as any other
that
I have gotten
from there to
here.

“

—	Charles Bukowski (via colinfirth)

bmoburns:

preteenager:

HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING

HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING

theonion:

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